Spy (2015)

Rose Byrne: Rayna Boyanov

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Quotes 

• Susan Cooper : Well, here's to your mom.

  Rayna Boyanov : To my mother. And to you.

  Susan Cooper : And here's to you. I mean you may never be as wise as an owl but you'll always be a hoot to me! Haha.

  Rayna Boyanov : What a stupid fucking retarded toast. You're delightful.

  Susan Cooper : As are you.

  [they clink their glasses] 

• Rayna Boyanov : My father used to bring people like you here.

  Susan Cooper : Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?

• Susan Cooper : My real name is... Amber Valentine.

  Rayna Boyanov : What are you, a porn star?

• Nancy B. Artingstall : I'm very non-physically resourceful. I read a lot of intelligence, I read a lot of poems, and I've read all of the 'Hunger Games'.

  Rayna Boyanov : How is that helpful?

• Rayna Boyanov : Fuck! People are trying to kill me and all that's left of my security guard is you two and you look like someone's demented aunts on vacation! You!

  [Points at Susan] 

  Rayna Boyanov : Don't you have someone in your team other than this asthmatic big bird?

• Susan Cooper : You're a loud kisser.

  Rayna Boyanov : Excuse me?

  Susan Cooper : You're a loud kisser, and it's gross and unappealing. You look like some old toothless woman suckin' the jelly out of a donut.

• Rayna Boyanov : Whatever, fuck you.

  Susan Cooper : I knew you liked me!

  Susan Cooper : Hey! Fuck you too.

• Susan Cooper : How long was I out?

  Rayna Boyanov : You fainted just long enough for us to laugh at you.

  Susan Cooper : What happened?

  Rayna Boyanov : It was all a dream... I'm just kidding. A man's throat dissolved.

• Susan Cooper : So, you need me De Luca, and I'm not gonna help you unless you keep Fine alive.

  Sergio De Luca : Now, let me get this straight, you work for the CIA, yet your're willing to help me sell a nuclear bomb in order to save this man's life. Why would I believe that?

  Rayna Boyanov : Because she's in love with him.

  Susan Cooper : Yeah, so what? This idiot doesn't even know it. Too dumb to know I'd do anything for him.

• Susan Cooper : So, what's the plan, who are we meeting?

  Rayna Boyanov : You're my body guard, not my business partner, so just focus on guarding my body.

  Susan Cooper : So not knowing who we're meeting tonight is gonna make me extra effective. That's okay, I get it. I got shit to do. You'll probably be fine. why don't I go get you a nice dress to be buried in? Dumb ass.

• Rayna Boyanov : The moment I saw you standing there in that abortion of a dress...

  Susan Cooper : Ah... Come on.

  Rayna Boyanov : It was as if to say "This is what I've got, world. It's hideous, but it's mine."

• Rayna Boyanov : [disgusted]  Oh, God! One of these dead fuckers just shit his pants.

• Rayna Boyanov : Who paid you off, Colin?

  Frederick! : Colin hasn't worked here for, like, eight months. I'm Frederick.

  Rayna Boyanov : Is that why you're doing this? Because I don't remember your fucking name?

  Frederick! : Let's just say there's some people who really want what you're selling.

  Rayna Boyanov : You don't have to do this. I can give you a very comfortable life, Col... Um..

  Frederick! : You forgot my name again, didn't you?

  Rayna Boyanov : No, I didn't. Yeah. It's...

  Frederick! : Don't say fucking Colin.

  Rayna Boyanov : Fuck! I don't give a shit what your name is. You're the fucking help!

  Pilot : Nice try, Colin... but Stan and I already sold it to...

  Frederick! : [shooting the pilot and the crew]  It's Frederick! Frederick!