Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)
Boston (2015)
Dana Snyder: Master Shake
Quotes
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Earl Weaver : It's a bomb!
Ghost of Paul Revere : Guy, it's a freaking light.
Earl Weaver : Guy, it's a motherfucking, cocksucking bomb!
Ghost of Paul Revere : It's a freaking light!
Earl Weaver : Bomb!
Ghost of Paul Revere : Light!
Earl Weaver : Bomb!
Ghost of Paul Revere : Light!
Earl Weaver : Bomb!
Ghost of Paul Revere : Light!
Earl Weaver : Bomb!
Ghost of Paul Revere : Light!
Earl Weaver : Bomb!
Ghost of Paul Revere : Light!
Cast of Hairspray : It's a bomb!
Earl Weaver : Will you shut the fuck up? You stupid, shit-eating cast of the musical Hairspray, bunch of faggot motherfuckers!
Ghost of Paul Revere : Look, seriously? It's just a light.
Earl Weaver : No. You look, seriously. It's a fucking bomb!
Ghost of Paul Revere : Oh, my freaking God! It's a bomb!
Cast of Hairspray : It's a bomb!
Ghost of Paul Revere : Get the freak out of here, dude! Hey, hey, Sox rule!
Master Shake : Bomb, light. Whatever. It's just a hoax.
Frylock : Shake, a hoax is a humorous or malicious deception. And this is clearly not that.
Master Shake : I don't care! You can't make us leave!
[Cut to town]
Master Shake : Damn it! They made us leave.
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Meatwad : And why are we here? Why Boston?
Master Shake : Synergy.
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Master Shake : That's Paul Revere going through Bill Buckner's legs with a bowl of chowder. And he's got Plymouth Rock in his pants. And those are witches casting a spell on the cast of Cheers. And that is a lobster bib, still working on that. Oh, and that's uh Ted Kennedy riding a dolphin through Chappaquiddick.
