Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

World's Finest: Part III (1997)

Mark Hamill: The Joker

Quotes 

• Harley Quinn : [spray-painting the Lexwing]  Ta-da! Nothin' like a nice, big smile! All done!

  The Joker : I love to personalize all my stuff.

  [he cackles] 

  Lex Luthor : Very amusing. So, how much is it going to cost me to get out of this?

  The Joker : I'm not a material guy, Lexy. No. What I want now is for you to know what it feels like to lose everything you have, everything you've ever built, like I lost everything to old Batboy.

  [the on-board radar beeps] 

  The Joker : We have incoming. Bats and flyboy!

  Harley Quinn : I'll be right in.

  [blowing a kiss to the tied-up Mercy] 

  Harley Quinn : Buh-bye!

• The Joker : [using one of Lex's drone robots to fight Batman]  Ooh! This could be a fair fight after all. And who wants to see that?

• The Joker : Batman. It's always Batman! What you got in the way of air-to-air missiles, Lex?

  Lex Luthor : You're asking *me* for help?

  The Joker : If I go down, you go down.

  Lex Luthor : It's a red switch.

  The Joker : [looking at the control panel]  Which red?

  [pressing buttons at random] 

  The Joker : Ah, the heck with it!

• The Joker : [firing the Lexwing's on-board weapons]  How's it feel, Lexy boy? Everything with your name on it's going to be rubble!

• The Joker : Look at all the toys! Santa's been good to you, Lex.

  Lex Luthor : Joker, we've got serious problems.

  The Joker : [gasping as he sees the Lexwing]  Ooh! A flying wing, 20 times bigger than Batman's! And knowing you, a hundred times as lethal.

  Lex Luthor : JOKER! Did you bring the rest of the kryptonite?

  Harley Quinn : [indicating her satchel]  Right here, chrome dome. What's the plan?

  Mercy Graves : [cocking her gun]  Payback.

  Harley Quinn : [Joker cackles]  What's so funny?

  The Joker : Don't you get it, Harl? We're being set up to take the fall.

  Harley Quinn : He can't do that!

  Lex Luthor : Oh, no? How does this sound? When I heard that one of my robots had been commandeered to kill Batman, I personally came here to investigate. And much to my surprise, I found you two.

  Harley Quinn : It'll be your word against puddin's. I-I mean, Mr. J's.

  The Joker : Somehow, pooh, I don't think we're gonna get the chance to say much.

  Harley Quinn : You... you mean he's gonna kill us?

  Lex Luthor : No.

  [glancing at Mercy] 

  Lex Luthor : She is. I abhor violence.

  [as he opens the satchel, items similar to the snake-nut can practical joke pop out, and Joker knocks Mercy down with a yo-yo] 

  Harley Quinn : [picking up Mercy's dropped automatic rifle]  Now, this is funny, Mr. J. Except we're never gonna collect our billion bucks now.

  The Joker : [eyeing the Lexwing]  True, but I see a delightful consolation prize.