- Gina Linetti: [answering cell phone] Gina's Authentic Stolen Police Badges, how can I help?
- Jake Peralta: Hey, it's Peralta.
- Gina Linetti: Oh, hey, Jake.
- Jake Peralta: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?
- Gina Linetti: Of course. I'm not an animal.
- Rosa Diaz: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
- Jake Peralta: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone... Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.
- Amy Santiago: Okay, how can we help? What do you need?
- Jake Peralta: I need nothing. I am about to solve the case, meet the mayor, and sell my life rights to Channing Tatum so he can play my less attractive brother in the ensuing film.