- Barney Stinson: You're my best friend, and my best man. Of course I trust you.
- [Ted dropped a bottle of scotch and is crying]
- Barney Stinson: Oh come on, you don't have to cry about it.
- Ted Mosby: It's not that. That was a $600 bottle of scotch!
- Barney Stinson: Oh my ggg - -
- [starts crying too]
- Ted Mosby: So, you are mad about me and Robin holding hands!
- Barney Stinson: Of course I'm mad Ted. Holding hands is like the fourth grade equivalent of banging. Well in your case, twelfth grade. Self five!
- Marshall Eriksen: Now, although not expressly stated in the Bro Code, a weird moment between a bro and his bro's fiance, is, in my bro-pinion, a violation. However, Ted was helping Robin as a friend. Therefore, holding her hand isn't necessarily a weird moment. That being said, if we decide that holding any friend's hand is weird then yes, Ted did break the Bro Code. So the question is this, if Ted had gone to the park and held Barney's hand, would it have been weird?
- Ted Mosby: Billy Zabka's your new best man?
- Barney Stinson: He's the best, around. Sorry Ted, maybe next wedding.
- Barney Stinson: I am pleased to announce that The Bro Code has replaced the Gideons Bible at select hotels throughout the country.
- Robin Scherbatsky: [watching ice hockey on television] Oh, come on, ref! I haven't seen that much hooking go unpunished since my last trip to Vegas.