The Looney Tunes Show (TV Series)

Mr. Weiner (2013)

Annie Mumolo: Tina Russo Duck

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Quotes 

• [Lola is playing 'fortune teller' at the fair] 

  Lola : [foreign accent]  In my crystal ball, I can see the past, the present, and the future.

  Tina Russo Duck : Lola, you're not a fortune teller.

  Lola : [normal voice]  Uh, my name is Madame Zoldor, so...

  [She points out the banner above] 

  Daffy Duck : What do you see, Madame Zoldor? Will I win the hot dog eating contest?

  Lola : [foreign accent]  Let me see.

  [rubs the ball with her fingertips] 

  Lola : It's-it's murky.

  [the light in the ball begins to burn out, but Lola slaps it with her other hand] 

  Lola : [gets excited]  Aha! I see hot dots! So many hot dogs.

  Tina Russo Duck : [unimpressed]  Really? At a hot dog eating contest?

  Lola : [gasps]  I see you.

  [Daffy gasps] 

  Lola : You're eating hot dogs. So many hot dogs.

  Daffy Duck : [desperate for an answer]  More than 5? Do I win?

  Lola : Yes, you win! You are the winner!

  Daffy Duck : [joyfully]  I knew it! Thank you, Madame Zoldor!

  [Tina watches Daffy run off] 

  Lola : [holding her hand out]  Does the lady want her palm read?

  [normal voice] 

  Lola : Or maybe a manicure?

  [slightly nervous] 

  Lola : I'm actually a little better at those.

• [Daffy answers a phone call from Tina] 

  Daffy Duck : Hey, Tina, you're gonna have to call me back. I'm in the middle of something, okay? So maybe I'll see you later, maybe I won't. So whatevs, it doesn't matter either way.

  Tina Russo Duck : [angrily]  You better see me later! We have a date tonight, and you're picking me up at 8:30, got it?

  [beat] 

  Daffy Duck : [nervously]  Well, whatever you say, my angel. I'll be counting the seconds.