Supernatural (TV Series)

Rock and a Hard Place (2013)

Lindy Booth: Bonnie Fuschau, Vesta

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Quotes 

• Sheriff Jody Mills : I'm sort of new to this, but, you know, a Roman deity burying people alive in a barn? Sort of pathetic, don't you think?

  Vesta : It only got pathetic when I started having to do it myself. Because of that hippie from Bethlehem. Before him, they practically threw virgins at me. And now-...

  Sheriff Jody Mills : They let your fire go out. They forgot about you. Yeah, I know. Sucks to be Lindsay Lohan, doesn't it?

• Vesta : They used to beg to stay pure for me. And now I have to drag them kicking and screaming. And they're not even *real* virgins! They're born-again! You want to talk about pathetic?

  Sheriff Jody Mills : Yeah. You're a real charity case.

• Sam Winchester : "Purity pledge"?

  Bonnie Fuschau : It's a commitment to your virginity.

  Dean Winchester : [Gives Sam a look]  I don't think we can really un-ring that bell. You know what I mean?

  Bonnie Fuschau : Oh. I see. Well... If you just ask for God's forgiveness for your sins and make a new vow of chastity, well, then, you'll be born again as a virgin in his eyes.

  Dean Winchester : So, you just hit the "virginity do-over" button, and all is good with the man upstairs?

  Bonnie Fuschau : [Sternly]  It's not a button. And this isn't just a piece of paper. I mean, this is your clean slate, your chance to be a virgin until marriage.

  Dean Winchester : Well, you had me at "clean slate"" Let's do this.

  [Him and Sam sign papers] 

  Bonnie Fuschau : [Takes them smiling]  Congratulations, Sam and Dean Winchester. You are both virgins.

• Sam Winchester : I couldn't help but think of those who weren't here.

  Bonnie Fuschau : Oh. Honor. She's my favorite.

  Tammy : [Overhears, is super offended]  Ack!

  [after Bonnie leaves, she walks up to Sam] 

  Tammy : Her favorite? She has no idea what kind of girl Honor is.

  Sam Winchester : You don't say.