Supernatural (TV Series)
Rock and a Hard Place (2013)
Kim Rhodes: Sheriff Jody Mills
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Quotes
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Sam Winchester : Heading out?
Sheriff Jody Mills : Yeah. I'd tell you boys to stay out of trouble, but what's the point?
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Sheriff Jody Mills : You sure Dean was here?
Sam Winchester : [Holds up "Casa Erotica" DVD] Oh, yeah. And I think he crossed someone off his bucket list.
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Dean Winchester : Has anybody talked to the victims' families?
Sheriff Jody Mills : Next on my list.
Dean Winchester : You said that they were all part of the same church?
Sheriff Jody Mills : Mm-hmm.
Dean Winchester : Ready to get your worship on?
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Sheriff Jody Mills : I'm sort of new to this, but, you know, a Roman deity burying people alive in a barn? Sort of pathetic, don't you think?
Vesta : It only got pathetic when I started having to do it myself. Because of that hippie from Bethlehem. Before him, they practically threw virgins at me. And now-...
Sheriff Jody Mills : They let your fire go out. They forgot about you. Yeah, I know. Sucks to be Lindsay Lohan, doesn't it?
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Sheriff Jody Mills : Her mom said she heard Barb and her fiancé in Barb's bedroom.
Sam Winchester : Going at it?
Sheriff Jody Mills : Well, she said she heard "sex noises", then Barb crying, then Neil telling Barb it didn't count because it was under 30 seconds.
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Vesta : They used to beg to stay pure for me. And now I have to drag them kicking and screaming. And they're not even *real* virgins! They're born-again! You want to talk about pathetic?
Sheriff Jody Mills : Yeah. You're a real charity case.
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Sam Winchester : Okay, we don't have time for this.
Tammy : I don't have time for devil worshippers! I'm calling the cops.
Sheriff Jody Mills : I am the cops!
[Punches her]
Tammy : What the fudge, lady?
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Sheriff Jody Mills : [to Sam] You know, for being born again today, you sure look like crap.
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Sheriff Jody Mills : Oak stained in virgin blood. Where are we gonna get a virgin?
Sam Winchester : [Remembers pledge] I'm a virgin!
Sheriff Jody Mills : [Smiles] I think we need the real McCoy here, Sam.
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Sam Winchester : Maybe angels harvesting vessels? Could be a Buddy Boyle type thing.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Wh-- angels? You're joking.
Dean Winchester : Don't get your pants on fire. They suck.
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Sam Winchester : Did you get---?
Sheriff Jody Mills : Born again?
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
Sheriff Jody Mills : Oh, Sam. I don't make promises I can't keep.
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Sam Winchester : It's taking virgins who break their chastity vow. So dragons are off the list.
Sheriff Jody Mills : I'm sorry-- dragons? Those are a thing?
Sam Winchester : Yeah. Too many things are things.