Californication (TV Series)

Dinner with Friends (2014)

Natascha McElhone: Karen

Quotes 

• Karen : [looking deep into his eyes]  Hank, I love you,

  [shakes her head sadly] 

  Karen : but I can't be with you. When will you accept that?

  Hank Moody : Never. It's also what makes me attractive.

  Karen : [soulful scoff]  Yeah. And very lonely.

• Marcy : Julia... Julia... would you fuck a guy for a million dollars? He's got a great big cock, fills you right up...

  [Karen signals her not to respond] 

  Charlie Runkle : Jesus, Marcy!

  Julia : You know, I've never been that much of a size queen. I prefer a pretty penis.

  Hank Moody : That's right, baby!

  [remembers Karen] 

  Hank Moody : I'm sorry, Karen. It's very confusing, and you invited her to join us, so...

  Julia : It's true, we have both experienced his penis, and it... it is pretty.

  Karen : [as non-commitably as possible]  It's okay...

  Marcy : I've seen it. I've tugged on it a couple of times accidentally...

  Karen : [softly, insistently]  That's disgusting...

  Marcy : ...it's a nice one, smooth helmet. Good job, kid.

• Hank Moody : [she thought they were going to a restaurant]  Because I thought this would be way more charming.

  Karen : Dinner at Charlie and Marcy's house?

  [raises her eyes] 

  Hank Moody : C'mon. A dinner slaved over by yours truly, and an empty Malibu beach house? This place is ours for hours.

  Karen : Hank.

  Hank Moody : Yes?

  Karen : Look at me. I am not gonna sleep with you.

  Hank Moody : I had no such expectations.