Ja'mie: Private School Girl (TV Mini Series)

Episode #1.6 (2013)

Chris Lilley: Ja'mie

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• Ja'mie : I may be a simple private school girl, but I know one thing - when it comes to love, it's important you find someone of equal looks, class and colour. And once you find them, never let them go.

• Ja'mie : Then the weirdest thing happened. So I have decided to go through my bisexual phase.

• Ja'mie : It is now time for me to perform my final duty as School Captain - I'd like to welcome to the stage the Junior and Senior Choirs to perform my very own composition, Learning To Be Me. But before I do that, I have something to say. As you saw earlier, the Hillford Medal was awarded to Erin Walker - a grossly overweight lesbian boarder. While the most appropriate recipient, me, was snubbed, due to one fact alone - I chose to expose my breasts on Skype in front of the boy that I love...... who happens to be a black African boy called Kwami. That's right, everyone. Because I chose to have an interracial relationship, the leaders of this school have decided to silence me. Ok? How is that upholding Christian values? Where in the Bible does it say that you cannot love a boy of a different colour? Ok? And as far as getting your tits out goes...

  Mr. Hayes : Jamie, stop. Enough.

  Ja'mie : Eve had her tits out in the Garden of Eden. See, I'm trying to get my word out and I'm getting silenced by this school administration...

  Mr. Hayes : Sit down.

  Ja'mie : Who are racist.

• Ja'mie : This is the video that led me to be the victim of the politics of a racist school! You have the right, girls, guys, whoever you are, to love anyone no matter what colour their skin! And as far as getting your tits out, get your tits out, girls, whenever you like, no matter how big they are, get them out!