Monika Kis: Nikolina Lesar (II)
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Quotes
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Tomislav Vrlin : [approaches a girl in the park] Pardon me, but have you seen a girl around here with black hair who is looking for Tomislav?
Nikolina Lesar : Oh, tell thanks to Tomislav from me.
[takes the flowers away from his hands]
Nikolina Lesar : Did he leave any message for me?
Tomislav Vrlin : [takes his flowers away from her] Urgh... Excuse me, but these flowers are for Nikolina.
Nikolina Lesar : [takes the flowers again away from him] I know, I am Nikolina. Well, did he tell when is going to show up already?
Tomislav Vrlin : You are Nikolina?
[takes the flowers again away from her]
Nikolina Lesar : [takes the flowers again away from him] I know, I know, I am Nikolina Lesar! So, when is he finally going to show up here?
Tomislav Vrlin : Wait, you are Nikolina Lesar?
Nikolina Lesar : Yes, I am Nikolina Lesar!
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Nikolina Lesar : [after they dialed each other's phone number] Why do you have Tomislav Vrlin's phone number?
Tomislav Vrlin : I AM Tomislav Vrlin! Wait, I cannot believe this... You have the exact first and last name as my ex-girlfriend?
Nikolina Lesar : And you have the exact first and last name as my ex-boyfriend?
Tomislav Vrlin : I cannot believe this.
Nikolina Lesar : Me neither.
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Nikolina Lesar : [sitting on the stairs] Did you love her that much?
Tomislav Vrlin : I don't know anymore if it was love, or if two people just became tired on loneliness. And you? How was *your* Tomislav Vrlin like?
Nikolina Lesar : He would forget my birthday, scratch himself with the key, and wear the most bizarre deodorants.
Tomislav Vrlin : So, a shame for all of us Tomislav Vrlins.
Nikolina Lesar : And how was *your* Nikolina Lesar like? What's the most romantic thing she did for you?
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Tomislav Vrlin : [talks on the phone] Hallo?
Nikolina Lesar : [o.s] Hallo? Is that Tomislav? Tomislav Vrlin?
Tomislav Vrlin : Yes, it is me. And is that really you? Nikolina? Nikolina Lesar?
Nikolina Lesar : [o.s] Yes, it's me!
Tomislav Vrlin : Man, I wouldn't have recognized your voice... You sound comletely different. It's probably been too long since we last met. How have you been?
Nikolina Lesar : [o.s] We have to meet again, it's been years. And so much was left unsaid. Well, you know.
Tomislav Vrlin : Well... I guess...
Nikolina Lesar : [o.s] And do you remember when we were at that concert?
Tomislav Vrlin : What concert?
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Nikolina Lesar : Do you watch films by Woody Allen?
Davor : Yes, I've seen them all.
Nikolina Lesar : He is an excellent director, he directs brilliantly, but man, what kind of an ego must you have to direct yourself in a masterpiece?
Davor : [laughs]
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Nikolina Lesar : [looks at her juice box container] Why do they always put photos of happy and perfect families on these boxes? Why don't they put a dysfunctional one for a change?
Davor : And would you really buy a product with a photo of a family fighting on it?
Nikolina Lesar : Yes, why not?
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Tomislav Vrlin : [arrives with Nikolina] Hi!
Davor : Hi! Who is this girl, we haven't met?
Tomislav Vrlin : The new girlfriend.
Davor : Oh, so it's finally over with that disease called Nikolina 'arogant dumbass' Lesar!
Nikolina Lesar : [caughs] Mhmm-hmmm...! Hi, Davor. I am Nikolina Lesar. Nikolina 'sympathetic and smart' Lesar.
Davor : [shakes hands with Nikolina] Nikolina Lesar...? I don't understand...? Does now your every new girlfriend have to be called Nikolina Lesar as well?
Friend on the bench : Every new Nikolina is prettier and prettier.
