Bones (TV Series)
The Lady on the List (2013)
Brian Klugman: Dr. Oliver Wells
Quotes
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Dr. Oliver Wells : Dr. Brennan would you like to grab a coffee with me sometime? Maybe lunch or perhaps dinner? I'd pay.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : What you're proposing, Dr. Wells, is completely inappropriate.
Dr. Oliver Wells : Oh no, no, no, no, no, not like a date! I mean it's a date, but not a sexual date! I, I don't have any friends.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : That's because you are objectionable.
Dr. Oliver Wells : What I am looking for is someone I can have a conversation with, without shutting down three quarters of my brain. I am tired of being lonely and I am hoping you would be that person.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I decline, Dr. Wells. I don't like you!
Dr. Oliver Wells : So what? I don't like you either, but what has that to do with anything?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : This subject is closed!
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Dr. Oliver Wells : I get it, keep your shirt on!
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Dr. Wells, you are an intern! Please treat Dr. Brennan with the respect she's due!
Dr. Oliver Wells : I thought this was a meritocracy?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : It is!
Dr. Oliver Wells : Then it was the respect she deserved.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : No, no, it wasn't, and since she is...
Dr. Oliver Wells : Please don't say: superior.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Boss, but I will say superior if I want, because I am also your superior. Do you understand?
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Dr. Oliver Wells : [Angela hands a sheet of paper] What's this?
Angela Montenegro : I was thinking about the victims bucket list, so I made one for you, 'cause we all need one, right?
Dr. Oliver Wells : [starts reading] nr 1. Don't be a douche, nr 2. Really, don't be a douche, nr 3. Work and play well with others so that I am not perceived as a douche. Do I have to read all 10?
Angela Montenegro : Probably not.
Dr. Oliver Wells : Do you think it is easy to be superior? It's a curse, I assure you.
Angela Montenegro : Mostly for us!
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : He was either struck three times or once. How can it be both?
Dr. Oliver Wells : So, it's really a philosophical question?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : No, Dr Wells, it isn't, because it actually happened!
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Dr. Oliver Wells : But he said he bought the ticket in cash.
Angela Montenegro : Yeah and murderers never lie!