- Phil Coulson: It's amazing. Every year, this part of our job gets easier. Between Facebook, Instagram, and Flickr, people are surveilling themselves.
- Melinda May: Bus to short bus.
- Grant Ward: Go for short bus.
- Phil Coulson: Next time I'll decide what we call ourselves, OK.
- Skye: I called with an equally pressing question for you, my S.O... What are we supposed to do if we have to pee?
- Grant Ward: [unamused] You broke protocol because you needed a bathroom break.
- Skye: It was a really, really long drive and everyone's nervous.
- Grant Ward: [sighs] There's a container at the bottom of the blue chest.
- Skye: [to Simmons] Bottom of the blue chest.
- [Simmons and goes digging and pulls out an empty water bottle. She gives Skye a look]
- Skye: Not the *water bottle*.
- Grant Ward: That's the one.
- Skye: Did you never learn the thing where boy parts and girl parts are different, and our parts aren't penises!
- Grant Ward: Coulson and I are trying to find a dangerous criminal, if there's nothing else pressing...
- Skye: One more thing, Fitz wants to know if you packed any snacks.
- Leo Fitz: [Into the phone] I'm feeling a bit peckish.
- Skye: [There's a noise on the other end] Ah, Hello, hello? He hung *up*!
- Phil Coulson: Maybe I should learn to fly. It's not too late right? I could learn. What do you like best, freedom, the view?
- Melinda May: The solitude.
- Phil Coulson: Got it. See you in Sweden.
- [Leaves the cockpit, May smiles]
- Akela Amador: Why are you doing this? Why are you helping me? Where's the "I told you so"?
- Phil Coulson: That's not me anymore.
- Phil Coulson: I want your help with something.
- Skye: Hit me with it.
- Phil Coulson: You ever rob a bank?
- Skye: [Slightly surprised] No.
- Phil Coulson: An armored car?
- Skye: Nope.
- Phil Coulson: How about a casino?
- Skye: Should I be offended?
- Phil Coulson: Have you seen Skye?
- Grant Ward: Not since weapons training.
- Phil Coulson: She stop saying "bang" when she pulls the trigger?
- Grant Ward: Mostly. Now if she can just learn the difference between the safety release and the magazine release, we will be making real progress.
- Grant Ward: Let's hope it's a knockout and not a kill.
- Skye: You should get out of there.
- Grant Ward: [Resolute] I've come this far. I'll finish, whatever it takes.
- [Message appears: SEDUCE HIM]
- Grant Ward: Help.
- Skye: Did you say, "help"? Because a minute ago, you said you didn't want or need my help.
- Grant Ward: That was *before* they asked me to go all Mata Hari on this guy.
- Grant Ward: [Fitz and Ward are playing poker on the plane] I call, and raise a hundred.
- Leo Fitz: Do you know how I'm gonna beat you?
- Grant Ward: By losing?
- Leo Fitz: You have a tell. A psychological tick that lets me know you're bluffing. If I watch you carefully...
- [louder, into his earpiece]
- Leo Fitz: If I watch you carefully...
- Skye: [In another room] Oh, sorry. One minute.
- [Grabs the eye-spy x-ray glasses]
- Skye: You know that if I do this, I'll not only see Ward's cards, I'll see you without any clothes on?
- Leo Fitz: [to Ward] ... I fold, you win.
- [Scurries away]
- Grant Ward: I've come this far, I'll finish, whatever it takes.
- [System display displays message "Seduce him"]
- Grant Ward: [Gulps nervously] Help.
- Skye: So you asked how she could have cracked the system. I have a pitch, but it's way outside the box.
- Phil Coulson: I live outside the box.
- Skye: There are people in the world with superpowers, right? What if this woman has ESP or something?
- Melinda May: There are no credible studies that support precognition, telepathy, or extrasensory perception.
- Skye: But this woman knew impossible things. And why did she close her eyes? That's either random or totally important. Was she listening or...
- [Taps her head]
- Skye: ... Was she reading minds?
- Grant Ward: I only get one shot. And it has to knock a person back, as well as out.
- Leo Fitz: Which is why we're perfecting this little beauty:
- [Holds up his latest stun-gun]
- Leo Fitz: .45-caliber cartridges, semi-automatic. Each mag Contains eight therapeutic rounds of dendrotoxin.
- Jemma Simmons: In case you miss!
- [Ward gives her a look]
- Jemma Simmons: Or have multiple assailants.
- Leo Fitz: Yeah, we're gonna have this new night-night pistol working in no time.
- Grant Ward: Okay? - Great. One thing: we're not calling it that.
- Jemma Simmons: [to Fitz] Ah, told you.
- Leo Fitz: [Slightly dejectedly] Yes, we yes, we are.
- Skye: What do we have to do if we have to pee?
- Grant Ward: You broke protocol because you need a bathroom break?
- Skye: It was a really, really long drive, and everyone's nervous.
- Grant Ward: There's a container at the bottom of the blue chest.
- Skye: [Searches chest] Not the water bottle.
- Grant Ward: Yes.
- Skye: Did you never learn the thing where girl parts and boy parts are different and our parts are not penises?