Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Wonderland Story (2013)

Richard Belzer: Sergeant John Munch

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• Sergeant John Munch : [answering last phone call before leaving]  Homicide... I mean SVU.

• Sergeant John Munch : Olivia is the heart of SVU, Fin is the pancreas.

• Sergeant John Munch : [about Olivia and Cassidy]  I see these two and I think they could both do better.

• Sergeant John Munch : [Benson has to leave Munch's retirement party for a case]  Ladies and gentlemen, the Mother Teresa of SVU is leaving. Was it something I said?

  Detective Olivia Benson : No, John, it's everything you said.

  Sergeant John Munch : Well, I haven't even gotten to the Cassidy jokes yet.

• Sergeant John Munch : I see a couple of my ex-wives are here. They want to have a three-way. Unfortunately, it's with my brother David.

• Sergeant John Munch : Are we done here yet? Because I have a party with some of my more important friends.

• Sergeant John Munch : When I first saw Amaro, I realize I'm still the best-looking guy in the squad, but one good thing about it - it's kind of a blessing. Now in the squad room we have someone who's even more paranoid than I am. So thank you, Nick.

  Detective Nick Amaro : What do you mean?