Ford is dumped by his career-minded girlfriend, and taking her criticism of his lack of life goals to heart, he applies for work at the M.A.L.I.C.E. Corporation. Soon, he is at their Latvian compound, with orders to guard it, or else.
A clerical error puts Ford in charge of a small patrol team. He attempts to quit, is marked for execution, and inadvertently comes face to face with suave British super spy Led Chanes. All on his first day.
Ford tries to bond with Nikolai and Liebowitz, Columbia hatches a plan, and the compound passes into the soberingly androgynous hands of a ruthless new manager.
As a reward for catching the "Mole", Ford is permitted an Away Mission. He chooses the somewhat bland destination of Vancouver, Canada), in an effort to reconnect with his ex, Evelyn. Things go predictably bad.
Starling decides to offer up his services in optimizing productivity amongst the Henchpeople, using Nikolai as his guinea pig. Ford once again stumbles into an undeserved promotion.
Nikolai and Ford are detained and questioned, after Nikolai attempts to murder Ford for dumb reasons. The Baron sends his daughter and second in command, Manon Cesar, to evaluate Starling's performance.
Starling attempts to take full control of M.A.L.I.C.E from The Baron and Manon Cesar, and super spy Led Chanes escapes imprisonment, seeking vengeance.