John Clarke: Andrew Peacock, Joe Hockey - Federal Treasurer, Alan Bond, BHP Spokesman, Benjamin de Rules - Quiz Contestant, Bill Shorten - Opposition Leader, Bob Collins - Australian Senator, Bob Hawke, Bob Hawke - Former Prime Minister, Christopher Skase, Clive Palmer, Colin Oscopy - Media commentator, David Gower, David Hill, Drew Widebut-Gotawaywell - Gentleman and Scholar, Ewan Husarmi, Quiz Contestant, Gray Tinnings, Australian Cricket Manager, Hugh Manrights - Mastermind Contestant, Joe Hockey, Opposition Spokesman, John Dawkins, Kevin Rudd - Pretender to the Throne of France, Lionel Dropout, Luka Busy, Advisor to the European Central Bank, Malcolm Turnbull, Nicholas Name - Forex dealer and sports aficionado, Paul Keating - Prime Minister, Percy Nalbest - Media Liaison Officer with the Australian Swimming Team, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, Scott Morrison - Minister for Immigration and Border Protection, Senator Bob Carr, Foreign Minister, Sir Maurice Dancer, Historian, Tony Abbot - Head Prefect, Tony Abbott, Victor Relapse - Top Flight Investigative Sports Journalist, Wayne Swan - Deputy Prime Minister, Wayne Swan, Treasurer of Australia, Wesley Broadband