Family Guy (TV Series)

A Fistful of Meg (2013)

Scott Grimes: Michael Pulaski

Quotes 

• Meg Griffin : [accidentally spilling some of her lunch on Mike]  Oh, my god! I'm so sorry!

  Michael Pulaski : What's your name, dude?

  Chris Griffin : [off-screen]  Meg Griffin!

  Michael Pulaski : [grabbing her]  3:00, Friday. I will destroy you.

  Meg Griffin : [Chris approaches]  Chris, you have my back, right?

  Chris Griffin : I don't know. Let me check.

  [lifting his shirt] 

  Chris Griffin : Yeah.

  Meg Griffin : Okay, I'm gonna need it for the fight.

  [he peels it off] 

• Neil Goldman : The best way to disarm a bully is to befriend him. Watch and learn.

  [approaching Mike] 

  Neil Goldman : Hey, what's up, my main man? Listen, if you ever need the scoop on the local babe scene, just ask.

  Michael Pulaski : [disinterested]  Yeah, I'll do that.

  [grabbing him by the throat, Mike folds him like a balloon animal, rubs him on his head and sticks him onto a locker via static electricity, then pops him with a knife] 

  Neil Goldman : Awesome.