- Peter Griffin: [Seeing a decapitated chicken] Shouldn't you be running around?
- Chicken: Don't talk to me. You have a bad reputation in the chicken community.
- Brian Griffin: [dying on an operating table after being hit by a car] You've given me a wonderful life, I love you all.
- [dies]
- Chris Griffin: Oh, my God! Mom is he...
- Lois Griffin: [crying] Yes, Chris, I'm afraid our Brian is dead.
- [the family holds each others hands and cries]
- [Quagmire is busy looking on his cellphone and not paying attention to Brian's eulogy]
- Glenn Quagmire: Damn it, Ortiz! Stop swinging at junk!