- Olivia: So I took off all of my clothes, and I stood right in front of him, and I said, "you either pick Jesus, or you pick me." He picked Jesus.
- [last lines]
- Travis: Hey baby, you ever bang a zombie? Once you go undead, it's never been better in bed. Just sayin'...
- Max: I'll let Evelyn eat me, turn me into one of the living dead, and we can rot unhappily ever after.