- Peter Griffin: I can't Poop in strange places,/ I can only Poop in my home./ It's as though I'm watched by strange faces,/ it's why I never roam./ Home bowl, home bowl, you know just what I need./ Home bowl, home bowl, Poop before my anus bleeds...
- Glenn Quagmire: [Smashes Peter's guitar] We're done! You hear me? I quit!
- [Storms off Conan show]
- Peter Griffin: Hey, ye-your makeup lady was crying earlier. What was that about?
- Conan O'Brien: This is my time. Don't ever *bleep* TALK TO ME DURING MY TIME!