- Marshall Eriksen: If you're really nervous, don't think of it as a slap. Think of it as a high five... for your stupid face.
- Robin Scherbatsky: [Barney braces for Marshall's Slap of a Million Exploding Suns, and Robin is afraid] I love you.
- Barney Stinson: Enough to take this slap for me?
- Robin Scherbatsky: No.
- Barney Stinson: Just like we've all never sat on our left hand until it fell asleep and then used it for an away gamer.