Silicon Valley (TV Series)
Articles of Incorporation (2014)
Martin Starr: Bertram Gilfoyle
Quotes
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Dinesh : Hey, Jared, you know who else is Canadian? Justin Bieber, the Hitler of music.
Gilfoyle : Do you have a problem with me being Canadian?
Dinesh : I do, actually. Do you have any idea how long it took me to become a citizen?
Gilfoyle : Did it take you a long time? I'm glad I didn't do it then.
Dinesh : Typical lazy immigrant. These people think they can just walk into this country
Gilfoyle : did just walk into this country. My car broke down on the ambassador bridge. It took me an extra 15 minutes to get across the border. Major hassle.
Jared : ...You know, Hitler actually played the bassoon. So, technically, Hitler was the Hitler of music.
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Jared : [Trying to come up with a new company name] All right, what about Smaller, spelled "S-M-L-L-R"? You know, because we make things smaller, and this would be like a smaller version of the word "smaller".
Gilfoyle : It looks like "Smeller".
Jared : Ok. What if we spell it "S-M-L-R"? Because that's an even smaller version of the word smaller.
Dinesh : Then it looks like "Smiler".
Gilfoyle : We're not gonna kick the shit out of "Nucleus" with "Smiler.
Erlich Bachman : Where's Richard? Why isn't he in here for this?
Dinesh : I think he was out back, wishing he'd taken the ten million dollars.
Gilfoyle : No, I just saw him in his room, wishing he had taken the ten million dollars.