Silicon Valley (TV Series)

Proof of Concept (2014)

T.J. Miller: Erlich Bachman

Quotes 

• Erlich : There's been some developments. You know how I fucked Melcher's old wife? I fucked his new wife too.

  Richard : What?

  Erlich : Don't worry, he's not gonna find out. I left way before he got back last night, and I didn't go back this morning until twenty minutes after he'd left.

  Gilfoyle : You went back?

  Dinesh : How many times did you fuck this woman?

  Erlich : The old wife or the new wife?

  Dinesh : The new wife.

  Erlich : Last night or this morning?

  Richard : Erlich, what were you thinking? This is kind of a big day today.

  Erlich : Relax, he's not gonna find out. She's not gonna tell him.

  Dinesh : How the fuck do you know that?

  Erlich : She'd have to be crazy to tell him, and I asked her point blank if she was crazy and she swore to me no, she's not crazy.

• Erlich : Are the judges allowed to send us through to the finals immediately after we present or they have to wait until everybody has gone?

  [Everybody looks at him] 

  Erlich : What? I was just asking what everybody was thinking.

• Erlich : Friday, the pool cleaner comes. Do you understand?

  Jian Yang : Yes.

  Erlich : And tomorrow is trash day so make sure all the cans are out front.

  Jian Yang : Yes.

  Erlich : Now, you are under no circumstances to order any movie on demand, adult or otherwise.

  Jian Yang : Yes.

  Erlich : OK, has anything that I've just said confused you?

  Jian Yang : Yes.

  Erlich : Goddamn it!