- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to Sweets] I play chess, too. Not like you, of course. I've been trying to teach Booth, but he keeps referring to the Knights as horseys.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: A negative note about a Canadian, Dr. Filmore?
- Dr. Douglas Filmore: Oh. Yes. A report without negative comments about a Canadian would be unacceptable in Canada.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [to Angela and Cam after discovering that they are to be honored as women of science in a bathing suit calendar with nine other women] So, they actually *are* outstanding women of science. I would hate to think of three less outstanding women replacing us.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: But, we'll be hanging in labs all across the country.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Exactly! We have a duty to show the scientific community that the Jeffersonian is an institution where pulchritude is as abundant as brilliance.
- [laughing]
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I never thought I would be honored in this way.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Ah, you know what? Just remind me I got to write a thank-you note to the guy who invented waffles
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The recipe first appeared in 'Le Ménagier de Paris'. A book a husband wrote for his wife in the 14th century. Since he is dead a note would be pointless
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I pity the men who aren't married to you Bones!
- Angela Montenegro: Hey good news! Cam got a call from Science Monthly. They announced this year's Outstanding Women of Science award!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why did they call Cam? Why didn't they just call me directly?
- Angela Montenegro: Because Cam is getting the award, Sweetie!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Wow, that's great!
- Dr. Douglas Filmore: I am very happy for her!
- Angela Montenegro: And you're happy for her too, Brennan! Very happy, because she's your friend
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes! Just the descriptor is "Outstanding"
- [Booth is interrogating the victim's ex-wife, who has an alibi for the murder and wants to return to her job as a nanny]
- Ingrid Magnusson: Please, d-don't tell them about this. I need that job.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, I wouldn't get your hopes up. I mean, um, your visa's expired and you burn down apartments.