Archer (TV Series)
Archer Vice: On the Carpet (2014)
Judy Greer: Cheryl Tunt
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Quotes
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Malory Archer : [to Cheryl] Will you please cover yourself?
Cheryl Tunt : With what? I don't have any
[aerosol can spraying is heard; Cheryl's breasts are revealed to be covered]
Cheryl Tunt : there; happy?
Malory Archer : No, I didn't mean with whipped cream!
Pam Poovey : It's actually whipped cocaine, so
Malory Archer : [Malory groans] That explains where some of it went.
Cheryl Tunt : Ummm, and the tingling numbness of my nipples.
Malory Archer : And why are you dressed like the whore the rest of the trailer park finally decided they had to stone to death?
Cheryl Tunt : Duh! We were shooting my album cover.
Doctor Krieger : [Scene shifts to flashback of cover shoot] Yes. Good. Yes. That is perfect.
Pam Poovey : Perfect for what? C'mon, it's an album cover, not a... Amish Bible.
[squirts whipped cocaine into her mouth]
Pam Poovey : You gotta sex that shit up sexy.
Doctor Krieger : Ummm
Cheryl Tunt : I think it's pretty sexy.
Pam Poovey : You think that's sexy? With the rocket pops outside of you?
Cheryl Tunt : I mean...
Doctor Krieger : But if she eats them, we lose the whole red, white, and... . oookay.
Pam Poovey : Yeah - not talkin' about eatin' 'em.
Cheryl Tunt : Wait, what are you You want me to put a rocket pop in my vagina?
Pam Poovey : Well, for starters, but let's not rule anything out, ya know. Let's kinda see where that leads. We've got a shit-load of film.
Doctor Krieger : [Looking at the camera he's holding] I'm supposed to have film in this?