Archer (TV Series)

Archer Vice: On the Carpet (2014)

Amber Nash: Pam Poovey

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Quotes 

• Pam Poovey : [to Cyril]  Dude! Your balls are made of pussy.

• Malory Archer : [to Cheryl]  Will you please cover yourself?

  Cheryl Tunt : With what? I don't have any

  [aerosol can spraying is heard; Cheryl's breasts are revealed to be covered] 

  Cheryl Tunt : there; happy?

  Malory Archer : No, I didn't mean with whipped cream!

  Pam Poovey : It's actually whipped cocaine, so

  Malory Archer : [Malory groans]  That explains where some of it went.

  Cheryl Tunt : Ummm, and the tingling numbness of my nipples.

  Malory Archer : And why are you dressed like the whore the rest of the trailer park finally decided they had to stone to death?

  Cheryl Tunt : Duh! We were shooting my album cover.

  Doctor Krieger : [Scene shifts to flashback of cover shoot]  Yes. Good. Yes. That is perfect.

  Pam Poovey : Perfect for what? C'mon, it's an album cover, not a... Amish Bible.

  [squirts whipped cocaine into her mouth] 

  Pam Poovey : You gotta sex that shit up sexy.

  Doctor Krieger : Ummm

  Cheryl Tunt : I think it's pretty sexy.

  Pam Poovey : You think that's sexy? With the rocket pops outside of you?

  Cheryl Tunt : I mean...

  Doctor Krieger : But if she eats them, we lose the whole red, white, and... . oookay.

  Pam Poovey : Yeah - not talkin' about eatin' 'em.

  Cheryl Tunt : Wait, what are you You want me to put a rocket pop in my vagina?

  Pam Poovey : Well, for starters, but let's not rule anything out, ya know. Let's kinda see where that leads. We've got a shit-load of film.

  Doctor Krieger : [Looking at the camera he's holding]  I'm supposed to have film in this?