Archer (TV Series)

Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction (2014)

Aisha Tyler: Lana Kane

Quotes 

• Lana Kane : What would cheer Malory up? What does she like?

  Pam Poovey : Archer and money and liquor.

  Lana Kane : Besides that.

  Cheryl Tunt : Some different liquor.

• Lana Kane : But if you didn't, uh OK, so where would Archer get that much cocaine?

  Malory Archer : Well, who knows with him. Maybe wherever he got that new kind of V.D. none of the doctors had ever seen before.

  Lana Kane : Wha.. when was that?

  Pam Poovey : Yeah, when was that?

  Cheryl Tunt : Seriously, when...

  Malory Archer : Trust me, if you had it, you'd know.

  Pam Poovey , Cheryl Tunt : Whew!

  Lana Kane : I loathe knowing that I had sex with the same person as you two.

  Pam Poovey : What? You had sex with *me*.

  Lana Kane : No, I...

  [gasps] 

  Lana Kane : Oh, my god, that's right.

  Malory Archer : Ha!

  Pam Poovey : What are you laughing at?

  Malory Archer : Oh, my god, that's right.

• Pam Poovey : [Covering Malory with a blanket]  Aw, look. She's almost not terrifying.

  Lana Kane : [sighs]  Thanks, you guys. I think the spa day took her mind off Archer being missing... even if it almost got weird.

  Cheryl Tunt : She made it weird.

  Lana Kane : No, you did. Nobody wants an enema.

  Cheryl Tunt : Some people...

  Lana Kane : Not with yogurt.