- Cyril Figgis: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
- Sterling Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down, I'm afraid of any Apex Predator that lived through the KT Extinction.
- Cyril Figgis: The...?
- Sterling Archer: Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine: a half ton of cold-blooded fury with the bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves. And now we're surrounded, those snake eyes are watching from the shadows waiting for the night...
- Lana Kane: What would cheer Malory up? What does she like?
- Pam Poovey: Archer and money and liquor.
- Lana Kane: Besides that.
- Cheryl Tunt: Some different liquor.
- Cyril Figgis: Hey, do you think those guys are Doctors Without Borders?
- Sterling Archer: Yes, Cyril, I do. I bet those assault rifles shoot polio vaccine.
- Lana Kane: But if you didn't, uh OK, so where would Archer get that much cocaine?
- Malory Archer: Well, who knows with him. Maybe wherever he got that new kind of V.D. none of the doctors had ever seen before.
- Lana Kane: Wha.. when was that?
- Pam Poovey: Yeah, when was that?
- Cheryl Tunt: Seriously, when...
- Malory Archer: Trust me, if you had it, you'd know.
- Pam Poovey, Cheryl Tunt: Whew!
- Lana Kane: I loathe knowing that I had sex with the same person as you two.
- Pam Poovey: What? You had sex with *me*.
- Lana Kane: No, I...
- [gasps]
- Lana Kane: Oh, my god, that's right.
- Malory Archer: Ha!
- Pam Poovey: What are you laughing at?
- Malory Archer: Oh, my god, that's right.
- Pam Poovey: [Covering Malory with a blanket] Aw, look. She's almost not terrifying.
- Lana Kane: [sighs] Thanks, you guys. I think the spa day took her mind off Archer being missing... even if it almost got weird.
- Cheryl Tunt: She made it weird.
- Lana Kane: No, you did. Nobody wants an enema.
- Cheryl Tunt: Some people...
- Lana Kane: Not with yogurt.