Archer (TV Series)

Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II (2014)

H. Jon Benjamin: Sterling Archer

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• Lana Kane : [referring to a painting]  Even though it's very delicate, it can withstand a surprising amount of shit.

  Sterling Archer : Wait, is this an extremely ill-phrased analogy about my penis?

  Lana Kane : Yes, Archer, it is, because everything, everywhere, every when is about the paragon of adequacy that is your dick.

• Sterling Archer : Why would you throw away a perfectly good gun?

  Malory Archer : Because it touched your... junk.

  Sterling Archer : How dirty do you think my junk is?

  Malory Archer : As dirty as if it were made of dirt, and then got dropped in some different dirt, and then Pigpen came along and kicked it around with his dirty shoes.

  Sterling Archer : Fair enough.