- Lana Kane: [referring to a painting] Even though it's very delicate, it can withstand a surprising amount of shit.
- Sterling Archer: Wait, is this an extremely ill-phrased analogy about my penis?
- Lana Kane: Yes, Archer, it is, because everything, everywhere, every when is about the paragon of adequacy that is your dick.
- Sterling Archer: Why would you throw away a perfectly good gun?
- Malory Archer: Because it touched your... junk.
- Sterling Archer: How dirty do you think my junk is?
- Malory Archer: As dirty as if it were made of dirt, and then got dropped in some different dirt, and then Pigpen came along and kicked it around with his dirty shoes.
- Sterling Archer: Fair enough.
- Doctor Krieger: [Clone 3] Well, the important thing is that you're with us now.
- Doctor Krieger: [Clone 2] Especially since your friends...
- Doctor Krieger: "Friends" - please! Can you believe those jerks? After all these years, kicking me to the curb like... like...
- Doctor Krieger: [Clone 1] A child!
- Doctor Krieger: [Clone 2] A frog!
- Doctor Krieger: [Clone 3] Frog-child!
- Doctor Krieger: [Loud croaking from aquarium]
- [All]
- Doctor Krieger: No!
- Doctor Krieger: Is... is that what I think it is?
- Doctor Krieger: [All 3 clones] No!
- Doctor Krieger: Well, let me finish, because I think it's some kind of unholy adolescent human amphibian hybrid creature.
- Doctor Krieger: [Clone 3] Oh... then, yes.
- Doctor Krieger: [Wiping tear from eye] I'm home. I'm finally home.
- Doctor Krieger: [Clone 1] Just in time for our moment of triumph.
- Doctor Krieger: Well, if there's one thing I love, it's triumph. What is it?
- Doctor Krieger: [Clone 3] All will be revealed... in time.
- Doctor Krieger: And if there's one thing I love more than triumph, it's annoying vagueness.