Californication (TV Series)

30 Minutes or Less (2014)

David Duchovny: Hank Moody

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Quotes 

• Amy Taylor Walsh : [she had waited for the producer, to discuss notes]  Hey!

  Hank Moody : Hey?

  Amy Taylor Walsh : You're not going to make me kiss that fucking lunatic, are you?

  Hank Moody : Not if I can help it.

  Amy Taylor Walsh : Thank God. Cos I can think of somebody else I'd much rather be kissing.

  Hank Moody : The director?

  Amy Taylor Walsh : [laughs]  God. Did I tell you? He texted me a picture of his penis.

  Hank Moody : Oh. How did you respond?

  Amy Taylor Walsh : I texted back, saying "Where's the rest of it?"

  [both laugh] 

  Amy Taylor Walsh : He hasn't given me a note since.

  Hank Moody : [impressed]  Amy Taylor Walsh. Kicking ass and taking names.

  Amy Taylor Walsh : [softly, sure of herself, pleased]  That's right, motherfucker.

• Levon : [outside]  Mom! Is Hank in there?

  Julia : [interrupted romantic session]  Fucking cock-blocker strikes again!

  [groans] 

  Hank Moody : [hastily dressing as Levon enters]  Hey, buddy!

  Levon : [can see a mile off something's up]  What's going on?

  Hank Moody : [he and Julia both try very hard to play innocent]  What? What do you mean?

  Levon : You guys been messing around?

  Hank Moody : [overdoing his feigning]  What? Why would you, why would you, why would you ask that? Why would you think that?

  [he and Julia breaks out giggling despite their efforts] 

  Hank Moody : That's a weird fucking question, dude, right?

  Levon : No, it's not.

  Hank Moody : It's fucked up.

  Levon : Yeah, the energy level feels all weird in here right now...

  Hank Moody : Does it?

  Levon : [to his Mom]  ... and your make-up's all screwy. You look like a homeless hooker.

  Julia : [lamely]  Don't be silly, honey. I just have a few questions about the scene.