Bones (TV Series)

The Repo Man in the Septic Tank (2014)

Emily Deschanel: Temperance Brennan

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Quotes 

• Rodolfo Fuentes : Excellent work, Dr. Brennan. You should be very proud!

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You are not in a position to evaluate me! I'm your boss!

  [Dr. Fuentes giggles] 

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Why are you smiling at me?

  Rodolfo Fuentes : You and I, I sense tension! I think soon we'll make love

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Ha, ha, ha, that will not be happening, Dr. Fuentes! And if you would like continue working here, you will not make that suggestion again

  Rodolfo Fuentes : Of course, but it is a pity

• Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Progress is slower than I'd prefer. I had a new intern, forced upon me by the Secretary of State

  Special Agent Seeley Booth : You mean the real Secretary of State?

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Yes!

  Special Agent Seeley Booth : Wow

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Dr. Fuentes is a defector from Cuba, brilliant but arrogant!

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Hmm, brilliance and arrogant! Must be real tuff to work with!

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : It is

  Special Agent Seeley Booth : I... I know this

• Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Please wait until I ask, Dr. Fuentes

  Rodolfo Fuentes : One thousand pardons

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : One is sufficient

• Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : The new intern thought that he and I would be having sex

  Special Agent Seeley Booth : Wow! Wow! What?

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Sex! He thought we would have sex

  Special Agent Seeley Booth : Wait a sec! The Cuban guy? All right, he flat out told you that he wants to have sex with you?

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Yes! He was quite brazen. Although I imagine all of my male interns want to have sex with me

  Special Agent Seeley Booth : You do realize that you are talking out load? What you just said there!

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You're upset. You know I would never sleep with him

  Special Agent Seeley Booth : Well, you know what? You did tell me once that you thought that monogamy was unnatural

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Yes, that's true, before I realized that we're symbiotic

• Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : So you defected?

  Rodolfo Fuentes : But I am exceptional, so I come to America to reap the fortunes that comes from being the best

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : But here, you're only exceptional if I say you are. Put on a lab coat and be back here in 5 minutes. If you disappoint me, I will dismiss you

  Rodolfo Fuentes : How Cuban of you!

  [Bones walks away] 

  Rodolfo Fuentes : She is fiery!

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : Yes! Be careful, we've all been burned

• Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Dr. Fuentes should see how the damage of the car matches the fracture patterns.

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : I'll go get him

  [starts walking away] 

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : No! Not yet.

  [Cam turns around] 

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I need a break from Dr. Fuentes.

  [Angela and Cam look puzzled] 

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I find him to be arrogant and conceited and peremptory.

  Angela Montenegro : You forgot hot!

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : You are married, Angela!

  Angela Montenegro : Don't tell you haven't looked at that guy and though that you...

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : This is not work place conversation!

  Angela Montenegro : I'll take that as a yes

• Rodolfo Fuentes : When I in Cuba, in charge of my own facility, I too would often, uh,

  [Spanish] 

  Rodolfo Fuentes : let the bones speak to me

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You're delusional if you think an inanimate object can speak

• Special Agent Seeley Booth : Look, all I'm saying is that church could be good for Christine

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Will she learn about the Crusades and the Inquisition?

  Special Agent Seeley Booth : Seriously?

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Why don't you just read her a Superman comic? It's also fantasy about a mytic hero whose powers defy the laws of physics and common sense.

  Special Agent Seeley Booth : Okay, you're saying that Jesus and Superman are the same?

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Jesus walks on water, Superman flies. No different

  Special Agent Seeley Booth : I don't believe this

• Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : [after a lengthy description of Dr. Fuentes what happened to the victim's bones]  Also comminuted fracture on the left clavicle, which you missed!

  Rodolfo Fuentes : [Shakes no]  Inexcusable!

  Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I agree