The Lobster (2015) Poster

(2015)

Colin Farrell: David

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Quotes 

  • Hotel Manager : Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?

    David : Yes. A lobster.

    Hotel Manager : Why a lobster?

    David : Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.

  • Loner Leader : Can you imagine why I brought you to this quiet place today?

    David : No.

    Loner Leader : Because I think it's the perfect spot for your grave.

  • David : [as the Biscuit Woman screams in pain in the distance]  What happened?

    Heartless Woman : She jumped from the window from 180. There is blood and biscuits everywhere.

    David : I hope she dies right away.

    David : [he pauses]  On second thought, I hope she suffers quite a bit before she dies. I just hope her pathetic screams can't be heard from my room, because I was thinking about having a lie down, and I need peace and quiet. I was playing golf, and I'm quite tired, and the last thing I need is some woman dying slowly and loudly.

    Heartless Woman : I can't hear you with all the screaming. We'll talk some other time when it's quieter.

  • David : The last thing I want right now is a kiss from a silly little girl.

    [He kicks Elizabeth's left shin] 

    Nosebleed Woman : Come on, move away.

    David : Don't cry Elizabeth, you should thank me. Now you'll have a limp and be more like your father.

  • Loner Leader : Where were you? I was looking for you.

    David : I was masturbating behind those trees over there.

  • Short Sighted Woman : Kiwi.

    David : That's right, ten out of ten again. Can I give you a kiss?

  • [Heartless woman fakes to choke on an olive, but David doesn't help] 

    Heartless Woman : I think we are a match.

    David : Yes, I think so too.

  • David : Are you short sighted?

    Loner Swimmer : No.

    David : You're lying.

    Loner Swimmer : It's the truth.

    David : [shows him the chain of his sidebag]  What does it say here?

    Loner Swimmer : YKK.

    David : You knew that already. All zips say the same thing.

  • David : I'm going to do it with a knife.

    Short Sighted Woman : Do you want me to come with you?

    David : I'd rather you didn't.

    Short Sighted Woman : Don't worry. It's strange at first but then you'll get used to it. The other senses are heightened, touch for example, and hearing.

    David : I know... I won't be long.

  • David : What blood type are you?

  • David : That makes total sense.

  • David : That's awful. Just awful.

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