Silicon Valley (TV Series)
Signaling Risk (2014)
T.J. Miller: Erlich Bachman
Quotes
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Richard : Doesn't Peter Gregory want what's best for the company?
Monica : Look, I'm going to be straight with you. Peter Gregory doesn't care.
Richard : About?
Monica : You.
Erlich : Wait. Just him, or both of us?
Monica : Any of you; Pied Piper.
Richard : Okay, uhh, then why did he back us? Just to piss off Gavin Belson? He spent $200,000 to piss of Gavin Belson?
Monica : Yeah, that's nothing. Peter would spend millions just to mildly annoy Gavin. These are billionaires, Richard. Annoying each other means more to them than we'll make in a lifetime.
Richard : I see. And you conveniently forgot to mention any of this when you were convincing me to turn down 10 million dollars. And now I'm in the middle of some pissing contest between two billionaires?
Monica : In fairness, Gavin only offered the $10 million because we started pursuing you.
Richard : Yes, but he offered it to me, Monica. He offered 10 million dollars! And I didn't take it because you came to me when I was puking and freaking out and told me that Peter Gregory believed in me, when in reality, he didn't give a flying fuck!
Monica : Richard...
Richard : I didn't turn down 10 million dollars because of Peter Gregory, Monica. I turned it down because of you!
[storms out]
Erlich : However angry he is, I am one tenth as angry. Because one of the 10 million would have been mine, because I own 10%...
Monica : I know.
Erlich : ...of Pied Piper.
Monica : I know!
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Erlich : Hey Dinesh! Get in the fucking car! There may be a drive-by about to happen!
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Erlich : I am not a racist, all right? I watch a lot of black porn. I mean, a lot.
Dinesh : One question. In this porn, is the man black, or the woman black, or are they both?
Erlich : Is one of those racist, and the others aren't?
Gilfoyle : I'll hack his browser history. We'll get to the bottom of this.
