Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Yes Men (2014)

Maximiliano Hernández: Jasper Sitwell

Quotes 

• Jasper Sitwell : I don't know where director Fury is. Don't be so shocked. For a quiet guy you make a lot of noise. How many favors have you called in?

  Phil Coulson : Clearly not enough.

  Jasper Sitwell : Something I can help you with?

  [Coulson stays quiet] 

  Jasper Sitwell : Fine, but Fury is a high level agent who is off grid. You don't find him unless he wants to find you. You did something like that once too. Remember? I never asked you. How was Tahiti?

  Phil Coulson : It sucked.

• Jasper Sitwell : You know, usually, when a friend wants a favor, they do something nice - takes me to a nice restaurant, buys me a bottle of wine.

  Phil Coulson : Want to go to a movie, hold hands?

• Jasper Sitwell : I never asked you, how was Tahiti.

  Phil Coulson : It sucked.

• Jasper Sitwell : [Addressing Coulson]  For a quiet guy you make a lot of noise.