Quotes
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Donald Davenport : And after all you've done to this family, why should we trust you?
Douglas Davenport : [on the viewing screen] Well, uh... Gimme a minute.
Donald Davenport : Take all the time you want.
Douglas Davenport : Oh, thanks, eh...
[Donald snaps off the connection]
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Donald Davenport : [entering in his new motorcycle outfit] So? Whadda ya think?
Chase Davenport : I think you're begging for a gang of bikers to do rotten things to you.
Bree Davenport : Are those my pants?
Donald Davenport : Not anymore.
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Adam Davenport : What if you lose your thumbs?
Donald Davenport : I'm not gonna lose my thumbs!
Adam Davenport : [to Bree and Chase] Just because he says it confidently does not mean it can't happen.
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Donald Davenport : Something's wrong. Leo just left a message that Douglas showed up at school, and now I can't find him or Tasha.
Bree Davenport : Oh, I'm sure we'll find them if you keep us locked down here in the basement.
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Donald Davenport : So you're Victor Krane. Love the face. Do you get all the premium channels on that thing or...?
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Donald Davenport : I'll have Leo and Tasha home by dinner.
Adam Davenport : Okay, but if you're not back by 6:30, we're eating without you.
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Donald Davenport : What kind of evil villain's lair doesn't have a large device for cutting metal?
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Donald Davenport : Hey. What are you guys doing?
Bree Davenport : Safely watching you from outside the cyber-perimeter that we just turned on.
Donald Davenport : Ah-ha, I see. This is revenge for me trapping you in the lab.
Adam Davenport : Nah, the real revenge will happen when you touch the fence. We upped the voltage. I should know. I touched it three times.
Chase Davenport : Yep, and then we upped it again.
Adam Davenport : Huh-huh.
Chase Davenport : The slightest contact will short-circuit the entire house - and leave you hairless. Enjoy.
[Chase exits]
Donald Davenport : I get it. You guys want me to THINK it's on when it's not really on.
Adam Davenport : Whatever you need to tell yourself.
[Adam exits]
Donald Davenport : Of course, you would expect me to think it's not on, therefore it may actually be on.
Bree Davenport : It's a real possibility, isn't it? Bye-bye.
[Bree exits]
Donald Davenport : But only a fool would think it's on, and I'm no fool - I'm a genius - so there is absolutely no way that this thing is on.
[Donald walks through the fence]
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Leo Dooley : This lab must be tied to a huge power source. Can't you patch that in to the thermo blaster?
Donald Davenport : Yes! And if I reverse the polarity, it'll pull the heat from the cube and burn a hole in the door.
Tasha Davenport : Is it that safe?
Donald Davenport : [sarcastically] I don't know. Maybe we should consult the manual before we rush into anything.
Leo Dooley : JUST DO IT!
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Donald Davenport : [entering] Good news.
Adam Davenport : We're kicking Chase off the team?