Family Guy (TV Series)

Brian's a Bad Father (2014)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker

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Quotes 

• Glenn Quagmire : Ah, this hunting trip is long overdue.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, I mean, it's just too bad that all the animals are so spread out, you know? I mean it wouldn't be awesome if they were all grouped together, like in a cafeteria and you could just go in there with a trench coat and just waste them?

• Peter Griffin : Hey Lois, if I was gonna kill myself do I slit my wrists this way, or this way?

  Meg Griffin : [out of frame]  Sideways for attention, long way for results.

  Lois Griffin : Meg is right.

  Peter Griffin : Okay, I'll be in the garage.