- Glenn Quagmire: Ah, this hunting trip is long overdue.
- Peter Griffin: Yeah, I mean, it's just too bad that all the animals are so spread out, you know? I mean it wouldn't be awesome if they were all grouped together, like in a cafeteria and you could just go in there with a trench coat and just waste them?
- Peter Griffin: Hey Lois, if I was gonna kill myself do I slit my wrists this way, or this way?
- Meg Griffin: [out of frame] Sideways for attention, long way for results.
- Lois Griffin: Meg is right.
- Peter Griffin: Okay, I'll be in the garage.