Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
Food for Thought (2014)
Sasha Alexander: Maura Isles
Quotes
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Maura Isles : I'm not a collector, well, unless shoes count
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Maura Isles : Would you like some tea?
Dr. Hope Martin : Yes.
Maura Isles : From the Ya'an Sichuan province?
Dr. Hope Martin : Yes! No one I know likes that tea.
Jane Rizzoli : 'Cause it's panda poop tea.
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Jane Rizzoli : [Yawns] Hhh
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Starting the day off tired?
Jane Rizzoli : No
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : You're yawning because you skipped breakfast
Angela Rizzoli : You didn't eat breakfast?
Jane Rizzoli : No, I'm yawning because you're boring
Maura Isles : You know, studies show that yawning actually increases boredom
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Tommy Rizzoli : [Just passed the plumber's apprenticeship exam] All I got to do now is 550 hours of plumbing theory, 1.700 hours of work credits, take the exam to be a journeyman plumber, 52 weeks after that I'll be a master plumber!
Maura Isles : You can't legally fix my toilet for 3 years?
Tommy Rizzoli : Yeah, technically
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Barry Frost : [At the crime scene] How'd you know that?
Maura Isles : Well, I saw every episode
Barry Frost : Me too. What'd you think of chef Holden's sous-vide duck?
Maura Isles : Oh, that technique was controversial. You know, I've made the grilled watermelon with the charred beet and fennel
Barry Frost : You're making me hungry
Jane Rizzoli : Can you two foodies stop salivating, please?
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Maura Isles : He was helping me with an uncomfortable sensation
Jane Rizzoli : We're on speaker, Maura
Commander David Green : It's all right. If you're talking about coffeepot-gate and your brother playing twister with the medical examiner, everybody knows
Maura Isles : I had pruritis!
Jane Rizzoli : Yes, that's Dr. Isles way of saying she had an itch
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Maura Isles : Look at these two bottles of the secret sauce
Jane Rizzoli : That one's darker
Maura Isles : Yes. Now taste them
Jane Rizzoli : Taste them? No! We're in the crime lab, it's not very appetizing. Maur...
Maura Isles : [Grabs Jane's hand] Just taste it!
Jane Rizzoli : [Tastes the first one] It's good
Maura Isles : Mm, hmm, now try this one
Jane Rizzoli : [Tastes the second one] They're the same
Maura Isles : If you're not a super taster, it does
Jane Rizzoli : I think, I've just been insulted
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Maura Isles : It's a subtle smell, but I can smell it.
Jane Rizzoli : You could smell a fart in New Hampshire, Maura.