Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
Food for Thought (2014)
Colin Egglesfield: Tommy Rizzoli
Quotes
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Tommy Rizzoli : [crunching on a fry] I liked this place better when they covered everything in salt and grease.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : I think I like Maura.
Tommy Rizzoli : You can't like Maura!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Why not?
Tommy Rizzoli : Because it's immoral, that's why!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : You did.
Tommy Rizzoli : Yeah, I mean, she's hot and smart and has got a great ass, but Frankie, she's like our sister.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : She didn't feel like my sister when I had my hands on her.
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Tommy Rizzoli : [Just passed the plumber's apprenticeship exam] All I got to do now is 550 hours of plumbing theory, 1.700 hours of work credits, take the exam to be a journeyman plumber, 52 weeks after that I'll be a master plumber!
Maura Isles : You can't legally fix my toilet for 3 years?
Tommy Rizzoli : Yeah, technically
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Tommy Rizzoli : Promise you won't hit me?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : It depends on what you say next.