- Tommy Rizzoli: [crunching on a fry] I liked this place better when they covered everything in salt and grease.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I think I like Maura.
- Tommy Rizzoli: You can't like Maura!
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Why not?
- Tommy Rizzoli: Because it's immoral, that's why!
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: You did.
- Tommy Rizzoli: Yeah, I mean, she's hot and smart and has got a great ass, but Frankie, she's like our sister.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: She didn't feel like my sister when I had my hands on her.
- Maura Isles: Would you like some tea?
- Dr. Hope Martin: Yes.
- Maura Isles: From the Ya'an Sichuan province?
- Dr. Hope Martin: Yes! No one I know likes that tea.
- Jane Rizzoli: 'Cause it's panda poop tea.
- Jane Rizzoli: [Yawns] Hhh
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Starting the day off tired?
- Jane Rizzoli: No
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: You're yawning because you skipped breakfast
- Angela Rizzoli: You didn't eat breakfast?
- Jane Rizzoli: No, I'm yawning because you're boring
- Maura Isles: You know, studies show that yawning actually increases boredom
- Tommy Rizzoli: [Just passed the plumber's apprenticeship exam] All I got to do now is 550 hours of plumbing theory, 1.700 hours of work credits, take the exam to be a journeyman plumber, 52 weeks after that I'll be a master plumber!
- Maura Isles: You can't legally fix my toilet for 3 years?
- Tommy Rizzoli: Yeah, technically
- Barry Frost: [At the crime scene] How'd you know that?
- Maura Isles: Well, I saw every episode
- Barry Frost: Me too. What'd you think of chef Holden's sous-vide duck?
- Maura Isles: Oh, that technique was controversial. You know, I've made the grilled watermelon with the charred beet and fennel
- Barry Frost: You're making me hungry
- Jane Rizzoli: Can you two foodies stop salivating, please?
- Maura Isles: He was helping me with an uncomfortable sensation
- Jane Rizzoli: We're on speaker, Maura
- Commander David Green: It's all right. If you're talking about coffeepot-gate and your brother playing twister with the medical examiner, everybody knows
- Maura Isles: I had pruritis!
- Jane Rizzoli: Yes, that's Dr. Isles way of saying she had an itch
- Maura Isles: Look at these two bottles of the secret sauce
- Jane Rizzoli: That one's darker
- Maura Isles: Yes. Now taste them
- Jane Rizzoli: Taste them? No! We're in the crime lab, it's not very appetizing. Maur...
- Maura Isles: [Grabs Jane's hand] Just taste it!
- Jane Rizzoli: [Tastes the first one] It's good
- Maura Isles: Mm, hmm, now try this one
- Jane Rizzoli: [Tastes the second one] They're the same
- Maura Isles: If you're not a super taster, it does
- Jane Rizzoli: I think, I've just been insulted
- Maura Isles: It's a subtle smell, but I can smell it.
- Jane Rizzoli: You could smell a fart in New Hampshire, Maura.