- Robin Hood: Where I come from, a simple "thank you" would suffice.
- Evil Queen: Where you come from, people bathe in the river and use pine cones for money.
- David Nolan: Why do women keep their shoe boxes?
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Because after true love, there is no more powerful magic than footwear. It has to be protected.
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Regina. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you look smitten.
- Regina Mills: [scoffs] Well, if I didn't know any better, I'd say Haagen-Dazs is smitten with your stomach.
- Regina Mills: What do you see in me?
- Robin Hood: Hopefully the same thing you see in me - a second chance. And you're quite a good kisser.
- Regina Mills: Just wait till I actually have my heart back.
- Snow White: I've loved you since the first moment I saw you.
- Prince Charming: And I'll love you until my last.
- Regina Mills: So, the curse is broken.
- Robin Hood: Indeed. And the missing year - things a bit rocky between us, yeah?
- Regina Mills: For some reason. You're so much more likeable here in Storybrooke.
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: [after getting kidnapped by Zelena] We're in Storybrooke. You've never heard of a telephone?
- Snow White: It's happening again. I'm about to give birth, and an evil sorceress is threatening the future of my child.
- Evil Queen: To be fair, the first time I was threatening *you*. Everyone else just became collateral damage.
- Grumpy: Remind me again why we forgave her?