Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
New Slogan (2014)
Chris Pratt: Andy Dwyer
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Quotes
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Andy Dwyer : I'm going to tell you *all* my secrets.
Ron Swanson : Oh no, that's not necessary...
Andy Dwyer : I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn't actually sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it. I don't know who Al Gore is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. I once threw a beer at a swan, and then it attacked my niece Rebecca.