The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Anything Can Happen Recurrence (2014)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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• Raj Koothrappali : I was thinking we could watch a DVD.

  Howard Wolowitz : Well, my mother doesn't have a lot of choices. Unless you want to watch a video of her colonoscopy. Spoiler alert: twenty minutes in, they find a prune pit.

• Raj Koothrappali : Why can't I be in a relationship with a girl who likes Sound of Music?

  Howard Wolowitz : Raj, you are the girl in the relationship who likes Sound of Music.

• Raj Koothrappali : Why does Emily like this stuff? Do you think there's something psychologically wrong with her?

  Howard Wolowitz : What difference does it make?

  Raj Koothrappali : What do you mean?

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh come on, she could have a freezer full of ex-boyfriend's body parts and you'd still go out with her.

  Raj Koothrappali : I do like that the ex-boyfriend's out of the picture.

• Raj Koothrappali : [pauses movie]  Okay, so in the last twenty minutes we've seen a crazy woman kiss a fetus in a jar, a man cut in half and sewn to a fish...

  Howard Wolowitz : The dismemberment of a rotisserie chicken by my mother. On the plus side, I don't think she saw the film.