The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Anything Can Happen Recurrence (2014)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : You're a good friend. I owe you one.
Mrs. Wolowitz : Howard! Help me get out of the tub!
[Howard looks at Raj]
Raj Koothrappali : Not that one.
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Raj Koothrappali : Here we go. 'House of 1000 Corpses'.
Emily : Now, just so you know, I was a nanny for three years, so if you get scared I can totally change your diaper.
Raj Koothrappali : Actually, I have to tell you something. These kind of movies really aren't my thing, so... last night I watched it, just to see what I was getting myself into.
Emily : Okay...
Raj Koothrappali : And I have to be honest; I thought it was disturbing and weird. And it made me wonder what it says about someone who enjoys it.
Emily : I wonder that too.
Raj Koothrappali : Then, why do you watch these things?
Emily : Can I tell you something without you judging me?
Raj Koothrappali : Sure.
Emily : They kinda turn me on.
Raj Koothrappali : And play.
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Raj Koothrappali : I was thinking we could watch a DVD.
Howard Wolowitz : Well, my mother doesn't have a lot of choices. Unless you want to watch a video of her colonoscopy. Spoiler alert: twenty minutes in, they find a prune pit.
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Raj Koothrappali : Why can't I be in a relationship with a girl who likes Sound of Music?
Howard Wolowitz : Raj, you are the girl in the relationship who likes Sound of Music.
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Raj Koothrappali : Why does Emily like this stuff? Do you think there's something psychologically wrong with her?
Howard Wolowitz : What difference does it make?
Raj Koothrappali : What do you mean?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh come on, she could have a freezer full of ex-boyfriend's body parts and you'd still go out with her.
Raj Koothrappali : I do like that the ex-boyfriend's out of the picture.
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Raj Koothrappali : [pauses movie] Okay, so in the last twenty minutes we've seen a crazy woman kiss a fetus in a jar, a man cut in half and sewn to a fish...
Howard Wolowitz : The dismemberment of a rotisserie chicken by my mother. On the plus side, I don't think she saw the film.