Mom (TV Series)

Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich (2014)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Regina : Do you know what the worst part of being in prison will be?

  Bonnie : Being in prison?

  Regina : No, that I won't get to see my son grow up.

  Bonnie : Oh... I'm gonna stop talking now.

  Marjorie : Don't say it if you don't mean it.

  Christy : When did you last see your son?

  Regina : Before my trial.

  Marjorie : But that was months ago!

  Regina : My ex-husband won't let me see him, not that I blame him. He just turned 10. He's going to be a teenager by the time I get out.

  Christy : Where's your ex live?

  Regina : In Stockton, about a hundred miles back.

  Christy : [pause]  Hell with it.

  [turns the car around] 

  Christy : We're going to Stockton!

  Regina : But I'll be late to turn myself in.

  Christy : What the hell are they gonna do, Regina? Throw you in jail?

• Wes : Who are you?

  Christy : [about Bonnie]  She's my mother.

  Bonnie : [about Marjorie]  And she's *my* mother.

• Regina : Well, I guess I'm gonna miss you most of all, Scarecrow. I know I bag on you, but the truth is you're one of the strongest women I know.

  Bonnie : [hugs her, breaks down crying]  Why do you have to go?

  Regina : I'll be out before you know it.

  Bonnie : [sobbing]  No you won't, you're going away forever!

• Regina : Do you ever think about reasons to start drinking again?

  Christy : Like a zombie apocalypse? Yeah.

  Marjorie : You're joking.

  Christy : No, I've got a whole list of reasons I'd start drinking again: zombie apocalypse, my kids are stolen by gypsies, I have a stroke and forget how to masturbate.

  Bonnie : What if something happened to me?

  Christy : I'd get through it.

• Regina : I want to start drinking again.

  Marjorie : You can't drink because you're going to prison.

  Bonnie : Right, save it for something *bad*.

• Bonnie : Hey look, '110 Miles to Chowchilla'.

  Regina : You don't have to keep reading all the signs!

• Christy : What're you doing out here?

  Alvin : I needed some air, and Violet took that opportunity to lock me out.

  Christy : Why?

  Alvin : She's mad at me because I accidentally told Roscoe about her plans to put the baby up for adoption.

  Bonnie : [shocked]  Violet's giving up the baby?

  Alvin : Oh my God, you didn't know either?

  Bonnie : [grins]  I'm just messing with you.

• Bonnie : [crying after they take Regina to prison]  I can't believe this.

  Christy : [crying]  I know, I always thought it'd be *you* I took to prison!