Mom (TV Series)

Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich (2014)

Octavia Spencer: Regina

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• Christy : How do you drink in prison anyway?

  Marjorie : Toilet wine.

  Regina : What's that?

  Marjorie : Oranges, raisins, sugar, ketchup and a sock full of moldy bread, which marinates in the toilet for a week. it does the job, and you can sell the excess for cigarettes.

• Regina : Do you know what the worst part of being in prison will be?

  Bonnie : Being in prison?

  Regina : No, that I won't get to see my son grow up.

  Bonnie : Oh... I'm gonna stop talking now.

  Marjorie : Don't say it if you don't mean it.

  Christy : When did you last see your son?

  Regina : Before my trial.

  Marjorie : But that was months ago!

  Regina : My ex-husband won't let me see him, not that I blame him. He just turned 10. He's going to be a teenager by the time I get out.

  Christy : Where's your ex live?

  Regina : In Stockton, about a hundred miles back.

  Christy : [pause]  Hell with it.

  [turns the car around] 

  Christy : We're going to Stockton!

  Regina : But I'll be late to turn myself in.

  Christy : What the hell are they gonna do, Regina? Throw you in jail?

• Regina : I'm going to say my goodbyes now, and I'll slap the first one who starts crying. Christy... if you hadn't talked me out of bailing on that first AA meeting, I'd probably be dead right now. Thank you.

  Christy : [hugs her and cries]  I'm so sorry... please don't slap me.

• Regina : Marjorie, you are my rock. You believe in giving everybody a second chance, you see the good in everything, even while you're battling breast cancer.

  Marjorie : I love you, Regina.

  [they hug] 

  Regina : Don't you die on me!

  Marjorie : Don't you start drinking.

• Regina : Well, I guess I'm gonna miss you most of all, Scarecrow. I know I bag on you, but the truth is you're one of the strongest women I know.

  Bonnie : [hugs her, breaks down crying]  Why do you have to go?

  Regina : I'll be out before you know it.

  Bonnie : [sobbing]  No you won't, you're going away forever!

• Wes : [to the ladies, as Regina sneaks up behind him]  Have a nice day.

  Regina : Easy for you to say, I'm going to prison!

  Wes : [turns around]  Regina!

  Regina : Don't you EVER try to keep my son away from me again. I have friends on the *outside*.

• Regina : Do you ever think about reasons to start drinking again?

  Christy : Like a zombie apocalypse? Yeah.

  Marjorie : You're joking.

  Christy : No, I've got a whole list of reasons I'd start drinking again: zombie apocalypse, my kids are stolen by gypsies, I have a stroke and forget how to masturbate.

  Bonnie : What if something happened to me?

  Christy : I'd get through it.

• Regina : I want to start drinking again.

  Marjorie : You can't drink because you're going to prison.

  Bonnie : Right, save it for something *bad*.

• Bonnie : Hey look, '110 Miles to Chowchilla'.

  Regina : You don't have to keep reading all the signs!