Family Guy (TV Series)

Secondhand Spoke (2014)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Well, I finally quit smoking and I'm ready to go back to normal!

  Lois Griffin : Peter, that's not how it works. The damage you've done is irreversible.

  Brian Griffin : Yeah, Lois is right. As bad as you look, the damage you've done to your heart and your lungs is no doubt exponentially worse.

  Peter Griffin : What? Well, try cutting to the outside of the house over some music. That usually works.

  [Scene cuts away to the outside of house and then back inside with Peter still looking bad] 

  Peter Griffin : Fuck!

• Lois Griffin : Dr. Hartman, we're here for you to help Peter quit smoking.

  Dr. Hartman : Mrs. Griffin, I can't do that. It's an addiction. I can't even get my son to quit being gay.