Family Guy (TV Series)
Secondhand Spoke (2014)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Costello, Audience Member, Dr. Elmer Hartman, God, Kid #2, Sherlock Holmes
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : Well, I finally quit smoking and I'm ready to go back to normal!
Lois Griffin : Peter, that's not how it works. The damage you've done is irreversible.
Brian Griffin : Yeah, Lois is right. As bad as you look, the damage you've done to your heart and your lungs is no doubt exponentially worse.
Peter Griffin : What? Well, try cutting to the outside of the house over some music. That usually works.
[Scene cuts away to the outside of house and then back inside with Peter still looking bad]
Peter Griffin : Fuck!
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Stewie Griffin : [When Brian was texting while driving] You know, that was a stroller, not a speed bump.
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Lois Griffin : Dr. Hartman, we're here for you to help Peter quit smoking.
Dr. Hartman : Mrs. Griffin, I can't do that. It's an addiction. I can't even get my son to quit being gay.
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Stewie Griffin : [to Chris] You know, the way those kids were picking on you today in school. You really got to stand up for yourself.
Chris Griffin : Stewie, it's not so easy. What would you say if I said, "Hey there, shorty"?
Stewie Griffin : I'd say, "Have another doughnut, you albino gorilla."
Chris Griffin : Oh, yeah? Well, you have a sister as well.