- Detective Antonio Dawson: First rule of a gunfight: bring a gun. Second rule: bring friends with guns. Here's to having friends in Chicago.
- Officer Kim Burgess: What was your first date?
- Officer Adam Ruzek: Transformers One.
- Officer Kim Burgess: So romantic.
- Officer Adam Ruzek: I like that movie.
- Officer Kim Burgess: It's cartoon robots fighting cartoon robots.
- Officer Adam Ruzek: Exactly! It's awesome!